Some people will say that the true history of Thanksgiving is a story of two alien cultures coming together for a bountiful meal at harvest time. Other people will say that the true history of Thanksgiving is about smallpox and imperialism. However, neither are the real true story. The true meaning of Thanksgiving is: Turkey [...]
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SpeedFit
Monday, November 17, 2008
They’re looking for investors. This is their pitch.
It just goes to show, even in these tumultuous financial markets, there are still some good investments to be made.
Talk To Joe!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
I’m not sure why the press is ignoring Joe Biden. There are so many interesting questions they could be asking him. For example, “Senator Biden, how excited are you now that you’re about to become your own entire personal branch of government?”
The Vice Presidency is a unique office that is neither a part of the [...]
Veterans Day
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
It’s Veterans’ Day today. Does anybody even care? In a country where “support the troops” is such a potent political poison, wouldn’t you expect the people to demand a big giant celebration on the one day on which we formally acknowledge our veterans?
Or do we treat our soldiers like we treat hookers in Grand Theft [...]
A Prediction, Because I Don’t Actually Have That Much Hope
Friday, November 7, 2008
Whatever breed of dog the Obama family chooses to get for themselves, that breed will become the new trendy breed of dog to have. The Obamas might be having a hard time finding a hypoallergenic dog in shelters now, but in two years, they’ll be full of them. Today’s trendy dogs are next year’s abandoned [...]
Now I Have Something New To Say Instead Of “Throw The Baby Out With The Bathwater”
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Coweta Man Uses Blowtorch To Clean Cobwebs; Sets Home On Fire
Water
Monday, November 3, 2008
I’ve long thought that when oil prices become too high, water transport would come back. Apparently, this idea is now news which is fit to print.
And then traditional river-based cities would grow, while desert cities such as Phoenix would kind of get stuck. That’s what I think might happen anyway.
What Went Wrong?
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Ashley Todd — in her universe, there actually are six foot four inch tall black men with knives hiding in every alleyway in the city, just waiting for the chance to jump out and grab her tits and cut her up. This little Texas girl was walking around Pittsburgh one day and didn’t notice any [...]
