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Category Archives: Religion

Friends In Low Places

This is an Amacus Curiae letter sent to the Califiornia Supreme Court over Proposition 8.
Acting on behalf of the Almighty Eternal Creator, who is holding sole ownership to His creations, all planets, including the earth and everything above, below and on it, myself as His heiress, and the Kingdom of Heaven World Divine Mission (also [...]

Happy Jonestown Day

Drink some Flavoraid and get nostalgic.

Where Are The Republicans Going?

Time will tell, but this little talk from Newt might be a clue. He’s setting himself up as the solution to “gay and secular facism.”
Here’s the thing. The Republicans have run out of credibility on being about small government and fiscal responsibility or fiscal conservatism or whatever they’re calling it these days. They blew up [...]

O, Who Are The Bigots In Your Neighborhood?

In your neighborhood? In your Nay Bor Hood?

Finally, I Have Found The Right Religion For Me

The Church Of Google

But What If We Try To Reason With Them?

A lot of people seem to be interesting in writing letters to bigoted religious leaders, and they seem to be very well intentioned and have the highest hopes. I just think they’re wasting valuable time.
What are these letters supposed to accomplish? Are they going to inform these religious leaders that someone out there disagrees with [...]

Apparently, Some Mormons Actually Have Functioning Consciences

Signing For Something is a Website for Mormons to complain to their leaders about the institutionalized bigotry in their church. There’s even a page telling you how to resign from the LDS, which some Mormons are doing. Good for them. Supporting a hate-group with your presence and membership is wrong. Apparently some people are figuring [...]

Fa La La La La

It’s one week after Halloween, and you know what that means? Christmas has begun! Get your bumperstickers from FoxNews.

The “Happy Holidays” Is For Pussies campaign has begun. If you’re a jerk who insists on saying Merry Christmas to people you damned well know don’t celebrate Christmas, get your bumpersticker from FoxNews today! (The Fleur De [...]

Angry

I try to write about things that are interesting (at least to me), things that are funny, but writing about me being angry is not very interesting.
I’m gonna do it anyway.
Thanks, everybody, for voting for Prop 8 in California and Act 1 in Arkansas. Boy you really stuck it to those gay people! I bet [...]

The Dark Ages Are Just A State Of Mind

Wonkette correctly points out that as these financiers pray to the Christian god for a better economy, they’re breaking the second commandment (the one about no idols) in the process. I’d just like to point out that it’s 2008 in the Civilized World and people are gathering around an animal idol to pray for salvation.