Some people want to tell the epic story of a heroic woman brought down by her foolish love of a no-good man, who kept her mired in scandal during his own Presidency, and wouldn’t butt out of her own run. Some people want to tell the story of a massive uprising for Change and Hope [...]
Category Archives: 2008 Presidential Primaries
You Can Trust The News
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Remember how the Associated Press reported that Clinton was going to concede the race tonight? I remember it too. Those were some good times.
Unfortunately for the Associated Press, it never happened. Instead Hillary gave a speech about how she’s going to fight on, and how you should visit her website to contribute to her ongoing [...]
Reality Used To Be A Friend Of Mine
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I can really appreciate a never-say-die attitude in sports, or in politics, or whatever. But the thing is, in order to leave it all on the field, you have to leave the field. Obama is now the nominee of the Democratic Party, the credentialing committee has met and made a decision on Michigan and Florida, [...]
But Why Can’t She Be Vice President?
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Hillary Clinton is now saying that she’d accept the vice presidential spot on the ticket. That’s all well and good, but does she really want to be on the ticket with a guy who isn’t prepared to be the Commander in Chief?
If she were to be the Vice Presidential nominee, we’d see that clip every [...]
The Pissing Contest Of American Politics
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Barack Obama is going to deliver his victory speech at some point tonight, and he’ll do so in the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul Minnesota.
Why is he in Minnesota? Minnesota had their caucus months ago. Nothing is happening in Minnesota. Shouldn’t he be in one of the states in which they’re actually having an [...]
Shooting People Is Funny When You’re On Fox
Sunday, May 25, 2008
In case you’re concerned that the context would somehow make it better.
The Bitter End
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
According to this dude who writes words on the Internets, a little birdie told him that Hillary Will Drop Out by June 15. Whether you think it’s actually true or not is up to you. I have no idea. But it would be just about the correct strategy for her in my opinion.
Right now, Hillary [...]
Hillary’s Opportunity
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
No. Not her opportunity to win. That opportunity is long gone. But she has an awesome opportunity right now to make a very important point about voter disenfranchisement.
Voters in Indiana were turned away from the polls today if they didn’t have a valid state ID, thanks to a crappy new law in Indiana. Nuns couldn’t [...]
Appeasement
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Boy, I’m sure glad that Barack Obama made FoxNews stop their very important ObamaWatchCountdown and did an interview with their very respectable and professional news anchor. And I’m sure glad that Barack Obama finally set the 19% of the country who actually cared about Rev. Wright at ease about the situation. Now the right-wingers will [...]
Second Place
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Everybody with a pulse knows that Hillary won Pennsylvania, but not with a margin big enough to matter in the big picture. However, check out who won second place in the Republican primary. It’s your old friend, Ron.
