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Category Archives: Politics

And I’m Proud To Be An American

They’re flocking to America from all over the globe in search of a dream: To gallivant through our abandoned lots — the finest foreclosed properties in all the free world — so that they may skateboard in our drained swimming pools of Freedom, Capitalism, and Democracy.

“There are more pools right now than I could possibly [...]

The Double-Reverse Glittering Generality

In the 22 minute message to his congregation placed on his website last Sunday, Warren first denied ever “equating gay partnership with incest and pedophilia” — which Maddow quickly disproved with a clip of him doing just that — and then went on to attack his critics for their “false accusations, attacks, outright lies, and [...]

How Conservatives Think: Fucking

Here’s a piece by Dennis Prager, conservative leader, titled When a Woman Isn’t in the Mood, which lets you know what husbands and wives should do when the husband is in the mood for you know what but the wife isn’t. SPOILER: She should have sex anyway.
It is an axiom of contemporary marital life that [...]

Blogocide

Meanwhile, the incoming administration is still looking hard for someone to be CIA director. Everyone’s apparent first choice, John Brennan, a former deputy director, ran into a firestorm of Internet criticism when word circulated of his near-pending nomination. Liberal bloggers argued that Brennan had tolerated aggressive interrogation techniques or even torture while at the agency. [...]

No Backsies?

President Bush is un-pardoning Isaac R. Toussie, who he just pardoned the other day, based on “new evidence.” I have no idea what “new evidence” they could have come up with that you couldn’t find by Googling for “Isaac R. Toussie” and finding out that he’s a total creep,. Whatever. The real question here is: [...]

4 Out Of 5 Dentists Agree

4 out of 5 of Americans approve of Barack Obama’s transition. These numbers are probably a historical all-time high. This stat has no bearing on whether or not his presidency will be a success or not, but damn, people seem to love this guy.

Pardon Me

I think that George W. Bush is looking at an interesting strategic problem right now. Of course he wants to pardon everybody who helped him commit all his crimes, but how does he do it? If he just issues blanket pardons to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, there’s good reason to believe that such pardons [...]

It’s Poor People’s Fault Again!

Remember when Brian Williams intrepidly reported on the gunfire heard in the streets of New Orleans, saying:
WILLIAMS: The looting we witnessed downtown, you could hear gunfire in the streets of the 25th-largest city in the United States. We keep saying human behavior degraded that week. There was a desperation that you can only get when [...]

Best Of

It’s almost the end of the year, and that means it’s time to get some lists of The Real Totally Best Of 2008 Stuff. Here’s a list of nominees for The 2008 Golden Winger Awards for Excellence in Wingnuttery.
Check it out and see if there are any truly stellar right-wing screeds you’ve missed this year [...]

The Government Speaks: Lizard People