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Monthly Archives: July 2008

Cops Are Everywhere

Driving through the New Mexico desert into Albequerque, we saw a giant gleaming white road sign with black text which read only COPS ARE EVERYWHERE. I think they’re trying to scare us. This is the paragraph I was reading at moment we noticed the sign:
Some nations have freedom in the blood and are ready to [...]

Your Sex Life

So far on tour we’ve had dinner with two families including early teenagers.
What I’ve learned: When you’re fifteen years old, it’s entirely appropriate for other people around you to discuss your sex life for you.
I remember it happening to me when I was fifteen and it was super annoying. “Do you have a girlfriend yet? [...]

The Audience

So, Obama is speaking to giant crowds in Germany. But who is the intended audience for this kind of a speech? It’s us of course.
People are fawning over his speech in Germany and about how Obama can make America a leader in the world again. Finally, our bruised superiority complex can be healed. We just [...]

We Assume That The Art Of A Culture Reflects Its Values

How come in Hellboy II the villain is an environmentalist and the hero is a government agent who tortures people to collect intelligence and who kills endangered species?

Actually, They Can

And let’s be clear: Fannie and Freddie can’t be allowed to fail. With the collapse of subprime lending, they’re now more central than ever to the housing market, and the economy as a whole.
Fannie, Freddie and You

Actually, they can be allowed to fail. Their investors can take a loss on their investment. This is [...]

Watch Them

There are a million terrorists in America right now.

As Not Seen On TV

This interview with our President is from 2004. It has never been on US TV.

All those people who are upset about the war and about torture, well, “they must not understand.” If you let human atrocities bug you, it’s just because you’re incapable of appreciating the genius of George W. Bush. What a pity.

Please Make The Stupid Stop

Can we stop calling John McCain an environmentalist now? This is from electoral-vote.com: “John McCain has had a bit of trouble reconciling his conservative views on abortion and gun control with his much more liberal views on immigration and global warming.”
John McCain does not have “liberal views” on global warming. He does admit that global [...]

VP Announcment

I have one dollar riding on the official announcement of the Democratic Party’s VP nomination being made some time after August 13th 11:59 EDT. Charlie took the under. Can I win twelve bucks this year on politics alone?

The Cracker

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read about in a long, long time. IT’S A FRACKIN’ CRACKER!