Here’s a hint for CNN’s famous bigot, Lou Dobbs. When trying to prove that you’re the one with the truly enlightened viewpoint on race, don’t call a black person “cotton-picking.”
Monthly Archives: March 2008
The Land Of The Buy One Get One Free
Monday, March 31, 2008
But Zirkel said he was sitting in the food court drinking coffee with his wife Marie, 77, and several others when police and mall security officers approached and demanded they remove their anti-war T-shirts.
The others complied, but Zirkel said he refused, and when he wouldn’t stand up to be removed and arrested, authorities brought over [...]
At Least Someone Is On Her Side
Friday, March 28, 2008
Ralph Nader has thrown in his two cents on the Democratic primary.
Senator Clinton:
Just read where Senator Patrick Leahy is calling on you to drop out of the Presidential race.
Believe me.
I know something about this.
Here’s my advice:
Don’t listen to people when they tell you not to run anymore.
That’s just political bigotry.
Listen to your own inner citizen [...]
Terrorists Scare Me
Friday, March 28, 2008
Protection from bio-chemical terrorist attack
Protection from natural disaster
Protection from kidnappers/stalkers
Quantum Sleeper
It’s a bed with 1.25″ polycarbonate bulletproof plating that closes in on you and protects you from terrorists. Finally I’ll be able to sleep at night!
Sports Analogies
Thursday, March 27, 2008
In our political rhetoric, sports analogies are the analogies of choice. She hit a home run in that debate! That ad is a slam dunk! There’s two minutes to go in the Super Bowl and you’re down by four points, but $politician_name is Eli Manning. This sort of metaphor is par for the course.
But since [...]
Rules Schmules
Monday, March 24, 2008
Apparently, the rules that John McCain wrote about campaign finance law don’t apply to him. Well, the parts about taking free money from the government to run his campaign applies. He’ll take the free money. But the rules that come with the free money? Not so much.
Does that make John McCain a Welfaire Queen?
Clinton Has To Quit If…
Monday, March 24, 2008
The Clinton campaign is now spreading the meme that if Hillary doesn’t win North Carolina, she might have to quit. Why?
Remember, she said that she had to quit if she didn’t win Ohio and Texas, and she lost Texas, and she didn’t actually quit. But also remember that at the time she said it, she [...]
It’s Not Denegration!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
As a Republican, I strongly wish to preserve traditional marriage not as a suspicion or denigration of my homosexual friends, but as recognition of the significance of the procreative family as a building block of society.
Endorsing Obama
Yes. Because if we let men marry other men, then heterosexuals will forget that they have to fuck in [...]
So?
Saturday, March 22, 2008
In case you missed this beauty of an interview with our Vice President, I’ll post a snippet here. To me this one question and answer sums up the entire Bush/Cheney administration.
Q: … Two-thirds of Americans say it’s not worth fighting, and they’re looking at the value gain versus the cost in American lives, certainly, and [...]
Welcome To Bizzaro World
Friday, March 21, 2008
FoxNews anchors are defending Barack Obama’s nuanced remarks on race in America.
So, when you’re a liberal, and you get half of FoxNews arguing for you, does that mean you’ve won the argument?
